10 Best Golf Ball Sayings

Updated on: December 2020

Best Golf Ball Sayings in 2020


Titleist Pro V1 Golf Balls, White, Standard Play Numbers (1-4), One Dozen

Titleist Pro V1 Golf Balls, White, Standard Play Numbers (1-4), One Dozen
BESTSELLER NO. 1 in 2020

GRAPHICS & MORE Huge! Donald Trump Caricature with Wind Blowing Hair Funny Novelty Golf Balls 3 Pack

GRAPHICS & MORE Huge! Donald Trump Caricature with Wind Blowing Hair Funny Novelty Golf Balls 3 Pack
BESTSELLER NO. 2 in 2020
  • This set of balls makes a great gift for the golfer in your life, or will be a huge hit during your next round of golf.
  • Set includes three (3) solid core balls with the designs shown.
  • Please note: The brand of balls may vary depending on availability, and the brand logo will appear on opposite side of balls from the printed designs shown.
  • All creative internal designs apply. In other words unlicensed.
  • A Graphics and More product.

Novelty Golf Ball 3 Pack - Fun Gifts for Golfers-Bachelor Party - Groomsman - White Elephant Stocking Stuffer Gifts for Him

Novelty Golf Ball 3 Pack - Fun Gifts for Golfers-Bachelor Party - Groomsman - White Elephant Stocking Stuffer Gifts for Him
BESTSELLER NO. 3 in 2020
  • THREE HILARIOUS GOLF BALLS - Bachelors and Pranksters with a Quality Sense of Humor. everyone will laugh when they see the funny brand names on the balls
  • HIGH QUALITY DUAL CORE GOLF BALL - Not just a Prank, Meant for Professional Performance.
  • GREAT WITH PERKY TEES - Also Includes a Totally Believable Outer Box Sleeve so that your Prank Kills when it's Game Time. Every Time.
  • 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE - If you are not satisfied for any reason, we will immediately issue a full refund.
  • PERFECT WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT - Make that Christmas Party Special!

Shanker Golf Balls - Rude Trick Balls with Funny Sayings (Sleeve of 3, Novelty Gag, Playing Quality) - The #1 Ball for The Shittest Golfers - 2nd Edition

Shanker Golf Balls - Rude Trick Balls with Funny Sayings (Sleeve of 3, Novelty Gag, Playing Quality) - The #1 Ball for The Shittest Golfers - 2nd Edition
BESTSELLER NO. 4 in 2020
  • Each sleeves contains 3 hilarious white funny golf balls with different fun rude words on!
  • The perfect prank for a round of golf with your friends or bachelor party
  • High quality box with a hilarious story on the back about the anti-shank technology
  • These make the perfect joke birthday gift, golf stocking stuffers for men or golf christmas gifts
  • The #1 ball for the shittest golfers!

Novelty Golf Ball 3 Pack - Bad MF - Funny Gifts for Golfers - Groomsmen - Bachelor Party Supplies & Favors - Stocking Stuffers - White Elephant - Secret Santa - Gag Gift

Novelty Golf Ball 3 Pack - Bad MF - Funny Gifts for Golfers - Groomsmen - Bachelor Party Supplies & Favors - Stocking Stuffers - White Elephant - Secret Santa - Gag Gift
BESTSELLER NO. 5 in 2020
  • THREE HILARIOUS GOLF BALLS - Perfect for Bachelors - Groomsmen - White Elephant - Secret Santa - Gag Gifts
  • HIGH QUALITY DUAL CORE GOLF BALL - Not just Funny, Meant for Professional Performance.
  • HIGH QUALITY PACKAGING - Crisp packaging makes these Balls Extremely Giftable
  • 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE - If you are not satisfied for any reason, we will immediately issue a full refund.
  • WHICH BALL IS YOURS? The one that Says Bad MF, Thats Which One!!

Vice Pro Soft Golf Balls, Red (One Dozen)

Vice Pro Soft Golf Balls, Red (One Dozen)
BESTSELLER NO. 6 in 2020
  • 3 piece cast urethane cover
  • Low compression for extra-soft and responsive feel
  • Extremely durable 336 dimple design
  • Improved visibility during ball flight thanks to matte neon red finish

Schwetty Balls White Pair (includes 2 Golf balls)

Schwetty Balls White Pair (includes 2 Golf balls)
BESTSELLER NO. 7 in 2020
  • †Conforms with U.S.G.A and R & A Rules
  • †Cut proof Du-Pont Lithium Surlyn Cover
  • †Titanium Mix Core
  • †Trajectory: Mid-High

Callaway Superhot '18 Golf Ball (15 Ball Pack, Yellow)

Callaway Superhot '18 Golf Ball (15 Ball Pack, Yellow)
BESTSELLER NO. 8 in 2020
  • Pattern : HEX Aerodynamics and Long Distance From Tee-to-Green
  • Increased Short Game Spin and Control
  • New Superhot BOLD options are available in MATTE finish: yellow, red, or orange.

Shanker Golf Balls - Rude Trick Balls with Funny Sayings (Sleeve of 3, Novelty Gag, Playing Quality) - The #1 Ball for Shite Golfers

Shanker Golf Balls - Rude Trick Balls with Funny Sayings (Sleeve of 3, Novelty Gag, Playing Quality) - The #1 Ball for Shite Golfers
BESTSELLER NO. 9 in 2020
  • Each sleeves contains 3 hilarious white funny golf balls with different fun rude words on!
  • The perfect prank for a round of golf with your friends or bachelor party
  • High quality box with a hilarious story on the back about the anti-shank technology
  • These make the perfect joke birthday gift, golf stocking stuffers for men or golf christmas gifts
  • The #1 ball for shite golfers!

Srixon Q Star Tour Golf Balls, White (One Dozen)

Srixon Q Star Tour Golf Balls, White (One Dozen)
BESTSELLER NO. 10 in 2020
  • Consistent, balanced performance
  • 3-piece golf ball
  • Urethane cover

The Best (and Worst) Wedding Song Choices for Funny Wedding Dances

Shock your wedding guests by busting a move. The best and worst song choices for the funniest wedding dances!

The music screeching to a halt and everyone looking around has been done to death. Try something new and different to get your guests' attention! Also many couples can't decide on a way to go so seem to choose ALL of the song choices, don't do it. It goes on way too long and your guests get bored. Pick one song and stick with it. You can have it fade into the song choice and fade back out to a romantic song choice but watch the length or your guests will wander away. Remember new husband and wife dances are much funnier than father daughter dances at the wedding. Those feel a little wrong and incestuous most of the time. Here are the best and worst song choice lists for funny wedding dances:

The Best Funny Wedding Dance Songs:

1. Bringing Sexy Back. So many great hilarious dance moves can be done with this song that it makes the top of the list!

2. The Macarana. Can't go wrong with the Macarana!

3. Baby Got Back. This does not sound like one of the best but it really is! There are so many funny dance moves you can put into this song choice! It does look a bit strange if the bride is a tiny little thing with no butt.

4. Hammertime. Always a big hit!

5. Cotton Eyed Joe. A fun song at any wedding and very active!

6. Kung Fu Dancing. A terrific song that you can do so much with!

7. YMCA. A fun song anytime.

8. Ice Ice Baby. A cool fun song for your wedding!

9. I Feel Good. An upbeat fun song for your wedding dance.

10. Who Let the Dogs Out. Can't beat this song selection!

The Worst Funny Wedding Dance Songs:

1. Flo Rider Low. This song is way too long and not that funny.

2. Let's Do the Twist. Not much good will come of this.

3. Crank That. Done to death.

4. Thriller. Bad choice for most any time but especially at a wedding.

5. Any Beastie Boy songs are also bad choices for a wedding dance.

6. The Real Slim Shady. Too squeaky for any fun to be had during a wedding dance.

I hope this gives you a few ideas for the newly married couple's first dance. Remember the best dance is one that will shock your guests so pick out a song that is totally out of your character. If you are a country music fan, pick a hip hop selection for your first dance. If you are a rap fan, pick out a fun country song selection.

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