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2020 New Year's Resolutions for Tiger Woods

Black Friday must have new meaning for the world's best golfer, Tiger Woods, whose public image was turned upside down when he crashed his Cadillac Escalade into an unsuspecting Florida fire hydrant.

Avoid porn stars: Tiger has been linked to adult film 'actresses,' Holly Sampson and Joselyn James. While these naughty nymphos may look appealing, there's no avoiding the fact that they can carry more disease than a New York City rat. Sleeping with one seems like a risky proposition. Not to mention that keeping secrets from the wife is more difficult when the mistress's day job is to broadcast herself having sex for whoever is willing to watch. Unless there's something to gain by starring in your own X-rated video and leaking it to the Internet (eh-em...Paris Hilton), it's best to stay away from the whole profession.

Start a new show on TLC: As Tiger's sponsors fade into the background and he leaves the sport he loves, he may find himself in need of some extra cash, especially considering the probable alimony and child support payments in his future. He should consider pitching a new show for The Learning Channel with famously unemployed former reality star dad, Jon Gosselin. It could be called "While You Were Out (I Cheated On You)." The show would follow these two famous fathers as they cope with the consequences of infidelity and try to repair relationships with the children they've abandoned.

Schedule a tell-all interview - with David Letterman: It's not uncommon for a disgraced public figure to try to re-brand himself by appearing in TV interviews or writing an autobiography. As the number of Tiger's 'indiscretions' approaches the score of an Olympic volleyball game, this may be an awkward proposition. Enter David Letterman. Letterman responded to his own sex scandal by airing his dirty laundry on his late night show. He made fun of himself and the story went away. Tiger would benefit from a comfortable, humorous interviewing environment. It would only help him if the interviewer lived in a glass house - possibly with a woman other than his wife.

Try a new diet: This is one of the most common New Year's resolutions and it's probably the most difficult. In times of celebration, like the holidays, or while winning major golf championships, it's easy to throw caution to the wind and feast on everything within reach. You tell yourself that you'll shape up when the party dies down. The party is over for Tiger Woods. It's time to buckle down and lay off the Sweet Treats and Mammoth Muffins at the local Perkins. No good can come of cozying up to the wait staff either.

Contract with new sponsors like Schlage, Kwikset and Master Lock: Sometimes all the will power in the world isn't enough to stop a man with primal needs. When temptation strikes at a weak moment, Tiger will want help. A new endorsement deal with one of the aforementioned lock companies would land Woods some free products and plenty of cash. With any luck, a deadbolt for the trap door on his boxer briefs would be among the sponsors' gifts. The lock could communicate wirelessly with his wife's cell phone to notify her of any impending shenanigans. The new technology would serve as a modern-day chastity belt for famous athletes with the means to drop $60,000 on an impromptu sex romp.

While recovering from one of the most publicized sex scandals in recent memory won't be easy, Tiger Woods can save his reputation if he embraces the new year with these challenging commitments. His wife Elin needs only one word to describe her resolutions though. Divorce.