Best Self Correcting Golf Balls in 2023
Polara Ultimate Straight Self Correcting 2 Piece Golf Balls (1 Dozen)
Wilson Ultra 500 Straight Golf Ball (15-Pack), White
- Hit farther with the Wilson Ultra 500 Golf Balls. Advanced two-piece golf balls with a titanium core and cutproof cover give the Ultra ultimate playability and distance off the tee. Complete with spin-reducing technologies
- Advanced two-piece construction
- Technologies to reduce spin which allows the ball to fly straighter
- High energy titanium core generates maximum initial velocity
- Guaranteed cutproof cover for ultimate playability
Strata 2018 Voodoo Golf Balls (One Dozen)
- Outdrive your friends with that Voodoo that you Do
- Magically fast softer core for long distance
- Mysteriously crafted cover for astonishing feel
- Side stamp with alignment aide
- 12 White golf balls with cross bones logo and player numbers 1, 2, 3, 4
TaylorMade 2018 Distance+ Golf Ball, White (One Dozen)
- React core - low spin - high speed
- Has 342 Aero dimple pattern
- Low drag aerodynamic design
- The Package Weight Of The Product Is 3 Pounds
Nitro LD+20 12-Pack Non-Conforming Golf Balls
- This ball is so long that it is illegal
- Newly designed LD+20 is the first illegal distance ball
- Designed for optimum performance
- Exceeds USGA standards for distance
Slap Yo Monkey! Ultimate Joke or Prank for Golf Buddy! | Gag Golf Balls |12 Novelty Golf Balls USGA Conform | Exploding Golf Ball Power | Funny Golf Balls White Pink Elephant | Vice Golf Gifts For Men
- ⛳ FOR YOUR GOLF BUDDY THAT SPENDS A LOT OF TIME SLAPPING THAT MONKEY! Finally, funny golf balls that says it all about your buddy, friend, husband, wife, senior or anyone you know that spends more time playing with their funny balls than really playing golf. Toss a MonkeyBall XL funny golf ball to your bud and tell them to “Slap that Monkey” off the tee and see what happens! Instant loss of focus with exploding golf ball laughs all over the putting greens. Best of Golf Gifts For Men!
- ⛳ 100% REFUNDABLE FOR 60 DAYS - OUR USGA CONFORMING ORIGINAL XL BALL: Our high velocity longer distance performance gag golf ball for high speed & accuracy off the tee makes this funny golf ball high performance for competitive play. Made for long distance, optimized velocity with medium compression core, this ball is exploding off the tee for distance but also forces your buddy to think about #SlappingThatMonkey! 😂😂😂. And since its 100% refundable it makes a great Christmas or party gift!
- ⛳ BEST GOLF GIFT ESPECIALLY W/ OUR MULLIGAN (Pictured): Giving boring golf balls like Polara or Snell, or some other gag golf gift is DULL! Pair this novelty golf ball w/ our Mulligan club cover & you’ve got a funny golf gift that lasts for years! Imagine laughs you get when your novelty gift is opened & say “Got you these balls because I know you like to #SLAPYOURMONKEY!“ Retiree? You’re gonna spend more time #SLAPPINGYOURMONKEY & the same if you’re a bachelor or inside w your putting green!
- ⛳ GAG GOLF BALLS MAKE A GREAT GAG GIFT & PLAY GREAT: Give a box of our balls to your buddies on the course after a few beers and see what happens. GUARANTEED LAUGHS & CONVERSATION! These are gag golf balls that you’ll want in your sack. Smack your XL monkey off the tee or put your balls in our Mulligan sack & be an attention getter. So high performance - we'd call them exploding golf balls but you might get the wrong idea! They’re not fish food, they’re the ultimate gag golf ball gift
- ⛳EMBRACE YOUR VICE GOLF BALLS & SLAP YOUR MONKEY: Who wants schwetty testicle balls anyway? SEX sells because it distracts. And our innuendo gets in the heads of your buds making it hard to focus while you are exploding our gag ball off the tee! The aggressive growth core is & response cover creates balance between explosive distance & super soft feel. Goes great as a white elephant gift or novelty golf gift for men. Don’t play with your pink sack, sweatty balls, or mysack . Slap Your Monkey!
Maxfli StraightFli Golf Balls - Longer Straight Flight Distance (Gloss White - 36 Balls)
- 20% STRAIGHTER FLIGHT - In laboratory and robot testing, the Maxfli StraightFli produced results 20% straighter than previous generation balls
- FIND THE FAIRWAY DIMPLE PATTERN -The design combination of 374 large and small dimples in stacked and packed patterns helps to reduce lift for a straighter flight
- STRAIGHTER FLIGHT – LONGER DISTANCE - Straighter tee shots not only find the fairway more often, but are also closer to the hole, thereby making your tee shots longer in distance
- Soft ionomer blend formula provides excellent greenside spin for more feel and control
- Conforms to USGA Rules
Bandit Maximum Distance Golf Balls
- DuPont Lithium Surlyn cover
- Delivers incredible performance
- Strikes the ultimate balance of performance and distance
Callaway Golf ERC Soft Triple Track Golf Balls, (One Dozen), White
- ERC Soft is our longest Callaway golf ball with soft feel
- The multi material hybrid cover creates an exceptional combination of faster ball speeds, incredibly soft feel, and noticeably higher spin for excellent control
- A graphene infused Dual Soft Fast Core maximizes compression energy while minimizing driver spin and promoting high launch for long distance
- New Triple Track Technology helps to improve alignment compared to a regular side stamp alignment aid
Callaway Superhot 2018 Golf Ball (15 Ball Pack, Green)
- Pattern : HEX aerodynamics and long distance from tee to green
- Increased Short Game Spin and Control
- New Super hot BOLD options are available in MATTE finish: green, yellow, red, or orange
When Lovebirds Attack
Are they sweet , cuddly, feathered friends or firey balls of feathered fury?
Perhaps you have seen the cute little Lovebirds in the pet shop sweetly rubbing beaks and looking deeply into each other's eyes. This is merely an act in order to trick you into taking these small beasties home.
Once you get them into your abode you will quickly discover that the sweet little birds are in disguise and in reality they have a gigantic thirst for blood.
I once owned a beautiful yellow Lovebird that was carefully hand raised. In the beginning she was a sweet and affectionate companion. She would sit on my shoulder and nibble gently on my ear while cheeping softly. I could carry her in my pocket and she would give me sweet little Birdie kisses.
Then one day for no reason at all my sweet little birdie stopped giving kisses and bit a off a small piece of my upper lip. I in no way mistreated this bird...it just decided to let its natural thirst for blood take over and with no remorse at all (I swear she was laughing at me) proceeded to try to consume my body a small piece at a time.
I could no longer let her sit on my shoulder as she had, learned to pierce my ears.
I was not mean to her even after this; I let her run around on the back of the sofa and chew up the newspaper. The paper didn't keep her busy for long as she considered it great sport to dash across the sofa. , leap onto my head and sink her beak deeply into my eyebrow.
After this she was confined to her cage where she had many tiny birdie toys and plenty of birdseed. After a while it became a challenge to even give her food and water as she would take nabs at your hand through the cage when you tried to retrieve her dish.
I decided that she was unhappy with her life in my home and let her go back to the breeder. This did not help. She does not discriminate. She will bite anyone and anything she can. The last I heard she had bloodied the toes of several other lovebirds and inflicted several wounds in hands, ears, and has pierced at least one nose.
Please beware while shopping and don't be taken in by the adorable creatures. Think before you buy, you may be the next victim of an unprovoked Lovebird attack.